When you start to miss me, remember that you let me go.

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  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

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here’s my kik: dsnyder454

I hope my absence haunts you.

(Six Word Story)

sorta tru

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