• mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

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666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

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(Source: tuhree)

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blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

(Source: celinaelixr)

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inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

(Source: dickzoned)

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